We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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