i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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