dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
honey bunches of taint.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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