And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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