with your own penis?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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