It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
be right there i have to get my cape
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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