the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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