I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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