Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
