I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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