are you still at the devil's house?
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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