i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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