some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i dont even know how to be here
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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