I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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