I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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