I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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