How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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