i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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