i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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