that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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