at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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