There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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