is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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