I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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