When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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