rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
