You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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