I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
