My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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