Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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