NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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