She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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