dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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