So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
tell me about the fingering
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