Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
