I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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