do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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