i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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