For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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