its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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