what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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