week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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