frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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