no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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