But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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