best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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