The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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