The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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