do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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