I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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