i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
It was confusing and full of hummus
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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