oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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