i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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