i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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