Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Your cock deserves a montage
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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